LOSIETE: Películas para MACHOS

Hace tiempo que quería hacer este post...

Este es un listado eminentemente viril. Mujeres: no traten de entenderlo, es simplemente un listado de películas que sólo entendemos los hombres...

Este es un listado de películas con sudor, con olor chilaca, puro músculo, con golpes, sangre, algunas mujeres, acción, testosterona y verdaderos machos... películas que no se ven con traidas...

Y para no meterme a decir por qué son buenas o por qué es imprescindible para nosotros los hombres verlas, mejor les dejo las portadas para que cuando vayan a donde sea que compran sus películas o donde y cómo sea que las renten, tengan una idea... también pongo un par de frases por muvi, para que tengan una idea de su "profundidad"...

1.
Fight Club (1999)
Dirigida por David Fincher.
Actuación principal de Brad Pitt - Edward Norton.

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.

2.
The Godfather (1972)
Dirigida por Francis Ford Coppola.
Actuación principal de Al Pacino - Marlon Brando.

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

Tom Hagen: Your father wouldn't want to hear this, Sonny. This is business not personal.
Sonny: They shoot my father and it's business, my ass!
Tom Hagen: Even shooting your father was business not personal, Sonny!
Sonny: Well then, business is going to have to suffer. And please, do me a favor, Tom. No more advice on how to patch things up just help me win, please?

3.
Rocky (1976)
Dirigida por John G. Avildsen.
Actuación principal de Silvester Stallone.

You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!

You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a *moron* to wanna be a fighter.

4.
300 (2006)
Dirigida por Zack Snyder.
Actuación principal de Gerard Butler.

The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed.

Stelios: It's an honor to die at your side.
King Leonidas: It's an honor to have lived at yours.

Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...?
[shouting]
King Leonidas: This is Sparta!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]

Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!

5.
Scarface (1983)
Dirigida por Bria De Palma.
Actuación principal de Al Pacino.

Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!
[laughing]
Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply.

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

6.
Taxi Driver (1976)
Dirigida por Martin Scorsese.
Actuación principal de Robert De Niro.

Shit... I'm waiting for the sun to shine.

Travis Bickle: [Travis is trying his guns on the mirror] Huh? Huh?
[Draws]
Travis Bickle: Faster than you, fucking son of a... Saw you coming you fucking... shitheel.
[Reholsters]
Travis Bickle: I'm standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It's your move...
[Draws]
Travis Bickle: Don't try it you fuck.
[Reholsters]
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
[Draws]

Travis Bickle: I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".
Betsy: You mean organized?
Travis Bickle: Organezized. Organezized. It's a joke. O-R-G-A-N-E-Z-I-Z-E-D...
Betsy: Oh, you mean organezized. Like those little signs they have in offices that says, "Thimk"?

7.
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Dirigida por Quentin Tarantino.
Actuación principal de Robert De Niro.

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Extra:
A Clock Work Orange (1971)
Dirigida por Stanley Kubrik.
Actuación principal de Malcolm McDowell.

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

Las frases y algunas imágenes vienen de The Internet Movie Database.